shippergal

location: Boarding at the dock for the next spaceship outta town

mood: bitchy

music: Bitch - Medrith Brooks.

Seriously - what the HELL is up with this show?

At first I was all excited because we have a new Clark Kent background Programme to watch and at the beginning I got into Clark and Lana being a couple (Though I knew it wouldn't last because Clark was meant to be with Lois) but come on! We are on - what? Sixth season now and they STILL have Lana as the main character - WTF?!

I thought the show was supposed to be about Clark Kent realizing that he was an alien and indestructible and him growing up to become the man we know as Superman - who the hell said that Lana Lang is Superwoman? I mean, seriously? The whining woman who complains that everyone dies on her?

Very sorry that Whitney died in war, very sorry that Jason died on you during a metor attack. Very sorry that your parents died on your while they came to pick you up but it doesn't give you the right to whine every two flipping seconds.

At first, I liked Lana - she was interesting next door girl, the one what you see is what you get (Man! Was I wrong about that?) but now she has become the major star of the show! It's like the directors are trying to think up what would make her 'perfect'.

Erm...here's my thought - Dead! 

I don't give a damn what excuse the director has (they have a crush on Kristen - jeez, pervet much? I really do feel sorry for Kristen - she deserves way better) but they have to admit that she is getting pretty thin.

Girl who has guys falling all over her - Lana.
Girl who has to be a damsal in distress - Lana.
Girl who has to kick ass - Lana.
Girl who needs to have a background as a witch - Lana.
Girl who needs to get married to Lex - Lana (What the hell was Lex drinking at the time?!)
Girl who needs to have every single guy wrapped around her finger and another guy in her back pocket - Lana. (If you haven't notice this, don't feel bad - we were all wearing the pink Lana glasses).
Girl who needs to be in a bad relationship causing Clark to rescuse her at every time - Lana.
Girl who can keep secrets but no one else is allowed to keep secrets from her - Lana
Girl who CAN'T have anyone falling OUT of love with her...are you seeing a pattern here? Lana wins again.

If you think Lana is perfect - then why are you reading this?

My first thought - 'oh, she's the next door girl, the one what you see is what you get' HA! Laugh in my face why don't you? I have never met a more bitchier, self absorbed, spoiled little brat to walk on screen (And trust me, I've had my fair share of hating characters - I don't hate Ayane more than I hate Lana.)

Every guy she dates (Seems to meet a sticky end if you think about it - AH! She IS a black widow!) always seems to be trying to get out of her control and when that happens - she goes to the person she has in back pocket to sort them out. Don't believe me?

Whitney - Clark
Clark - Lex
Jason - Clark
Clark - Lex
Lex - Clark.

Only god can hope that she doesn't sink her claws into Clark again.

When did this show stop becoming about Clark Kent and start being about Lana Lang? What happened to Lois Lane or Chloe Sullivan - heck! I'd go for more evil Luthor or even bring back the horse! That horse had more commonsense that girl - he did kick her *Grins evily as she remembers*

*Back to reality* The directors need to buck up their ideas and kick Lana Lang's slutty ass out of the town (I find it hard that she has not slept with Whitney or Jason - sorry.) so Kristen can find a proper job with someone who would actually respect her. I saw her in Snow White and she was BRILLIANT in it - she has a great talent and a great potential for future films/programmes - only if the men will let her go.

People have left the show because they said they didn't like where it was going - can any of us see where it's going? Let me give you a hint.

'Welcome to Smallville - the town of Metorites' -> 'Welcome to Lanaville, where Lana is our Queen'.

If that happens - then book me on the next spaceship out into space and may I pity Clark Kent for being forever doomed to go back to Whiny Lana Lana when he could have a hottie like Lois Lane in his bed.